I have a kitten. She's called Squeak and is only 8 weeks old and hasn't mastered the art of staying on things yet, so she falls off things with amusing regularity. She's tabby and her face is too small for her head. Radar has got over his initial confusion ("What the fuck is THAT???") and they now play together, which is very very cute.


Have had a shitty few days entailing being off work and Lawrie hiding all sharp objects in the house. Just when I think it's safe to go back in the water, etc. etc. Thankfully Lawrie stayed off work to look after me, because he's an angel, and because he couldn't cope with clearing up the mess if he left me alone. Have a psych appointment on Monday so might get signed off for the week as have managed to spend most of the last three days either asleep or crying for no damn reason and that can't be normal.

Tabby kitten kisses are somewhat medicinal, however, and should be prescribed on the NHS.